|My name is Whitney. I'm 21 years old. I enjoy writing, reading, music, the internet, and watching movies and TV shows. You know, anything that allows me to not have to deal with life.
|"Whitney is glorious, entertaining, and witty. You won't regret being her LJ friend. She has given me some of my favorite nicknames. That's true friendship."
"WHITNEY IS SO GLORIOUS I FEEL I CAN ONLY EXPRESS IT BY TYPING IN ALL CAPS. REGULAR FONT DOESN'T DO HER JUSTICE. NOW FRIEND HER AND THANK YOURSELF LATER FOR IT <3 SHE REALLY IS GREAT."
goldenguess, Rock Star
"whitney is a person that even helen mirren aspires to be. florence nightengale cursed her life's accomplishments from the hereafter after she looked at this journal.
also, she's fun."
behka, Aziz Ansari Groupie
"imagine the most awesome thing you can think of. got it? ok, now times that by 1,000 and you have whitney. she is more than awesome. she is more than awesome squared. she is awesome x1,000."
jeevesthegeisha, Veins Run With Coffee Instead of Blood
"I once saw Whitney bring a puppy back to life using nothing but the sheer force of her will. She's probably done it more than once; it was just the one time that I personally witnessed it."
nobleplatypus, The Twelfth Doctor
"Haaaaave you met Whitney? Whitney is..flawless! By far the coolest 20-year old I know. She has God-like abilities and is crazy smart. She is in my top 5 of favorite people I've met online--true story. She has awesome taste in....everything and is great for bitching, chatting, fangirling and anything else you need her for. If you're up to the task of being friends with PURE AWESOMENESS then this is your girl. She is the epitome of everything that is legen--wait for it......
This one time...Whitney punched me in the face. It was awesome
I saw Whitney wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops."
"Whitney will blow your clothes right off--in a more than awesome way."
spacedudey, Lives in the Netherlands (Luuuuucky!)
"How do you explain Whitney? Oh, that's right, you can't. Why do you ask? Because she's unique, entertaining, and all around a fantastic friend to have on LJ. You'll regret it if you miss this chance."
roryappletarts, What the Hell is a Hufflepuff?
"I don't know how to put this, but Whitney is kind of a big deal. People know her. She is very important. She has many leather-bound books and her apartment smells of rich mahogany."
elegantrenegade, Pam Beesly
"Whitney is supermegafoxyawesomehot, wonderfully hilarious, and truly one of the greatest people I know. If you're not her friend already, I feel sad for you."
"Every night, the boogieman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. And every night, Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Whitney."
brandeesims, Mother of My Niece (That Makes Her My Sister)
"When asked the question, 'If you could have dinner with any two people, living or dead, who would you choose?' both Jesus and Mother Teresa answered, 'Whitney and this girl who goes by borderlineamaze on Livejournal.' Don't believe me? THEN DISPROVE ME...Is that silence I hear? Exactly."
campjinx25, Mrs. A-Z
"Whitney is my mummy and is one of my favourite people in the world. She will always be there for me, no matter what. I am glad I know this, because Whitney makes me feel wonderful <3.
Also she loves Harry Potter and writing and British people, so we get along absolutely swimmingly. If you like any of those items, I suggest you become friends with this wonderful person RIGHT NOW."
confusedindeed, My Diabolically British-American Daughter
"ARE YOU MAD YOU'RE NOT WHITNEY? OH YOU ARE? OH REALLY? WELL JOIN THE STUPID CLUB."
placebetween, Wants Threesome With Tom Felton and Yvonne Strahovski
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